Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."
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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahiSON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata
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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race."What the guys are doing" asked the sardar." We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner."Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up
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Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?Because below 18 was not allowed.
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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
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A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGONJARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
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Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".
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Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
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Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe sardar se- Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai".
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Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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Sardarji is filling up a job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year
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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.guess karo kyun le kar gaya?aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha
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SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE. MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO
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interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear
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a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao. sardar replied unaughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
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do sardar ja rahah hote hain,k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain
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A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.
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WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.
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ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????
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a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate
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In aptitude testRiver Kaveri is in which state?Sardar: liquid state
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Sardar Get Engaged with girl,soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
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Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"Sardar: "Keh Day NA"Prito: "Nahi Na"Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"
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a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA
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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)
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A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid". Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid
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ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the
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Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.
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2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA
